Friday, February 27, 2009

Driving to Distraction

Driving home from work last night, I was nearly rear-ended
by some fucknut who was gawking at some chippy on the

The driver ahead of me put his left signal light on and came
to a stop. So...I stopped as well.

But not Mr. Ogle-Eyes... Oh no.
He was too busy trying to impress some twelve year old
prostitot in a microskirt.

Had I not leaned on my horn (causing the driver ahead
of me to
think I was an impatient idiot) I would have had
the lecherous moron in my trunk.

I will admit that when it comes to driving, I get frustrated
really quickly. There are way too many morons out there
with drivers' licenses.

I'm not even going to comment on the cellphone freaks
who are happily talking and texting and whatnot instead of
paying attention to the ton of metal they happen to be

When I first heard about Road Rage, it seemed like a
bizarre concept. Killing people just because they cut you off
in traffic or whatever.

I believe I understand it now...and fully endorse shooting
people who shouldn't be driving in the first place.
(ok..ok..I don't want them dead, I just want them off the
damned road

One of my favourite online toons is Neurotically Yours, with
Foamy, the wonderful ranting squirrel.

Foamy has some suggestions for improving peoples' driving.

Please, check it out. You'll be glad you did.

(click the squirrel)


Natasha said...

OMG that was awesome. I love that guy, he totally reminds me of my dad when driving. Except for the throwing hammers but that could be just because the idea has not occurred to him yet. LOL

Jenn said...

You haven't experienced road rage until you have driven with Kirby. He has almost run people off the road for cutting him off. I once rode all the way to Daytona Beach with something in front of my face so I didn't have to watch.