Random Facts

Hmph.

Three months without a post.

Depression is a wonderful thing, is it not?

I have little to write about and even less to amuse

you with. So instead, I offer you random facts about myself.

First a useful fact - then something completely random.

(but all true)

Okay? Here we go.

Fact:

I do not have a middle name.

Random:

Left to my own devices, I will usually read.

Fact:

I am 40 years of age (41 in 2 weeks)

Random:

I have never been off the North American continent.

Fact:

I am allergic to general anesthetic which classifies me as malignant hyperthermic.

Random:

I am nervous in large crowds of people.

Fact:

I am married, but have no children.

Random:

Given my choice of how I want my steak prepared, I will normally say 'blue'.

Fact:

I have one sibling - an older sister.

Random:

I look horrid in yellow, pink or purple.

Fact:

I own more watches than all of my friends put together.

Random:

My baby toes do not touch the ground.

Fact:

I've been married for 14 years.

(to the same man!!!)

Random:

I think bacon makes anything taste better.

Fact:

I am owned by three cats.

Random:

I sing in the shower.

Fact:

I prefer action movies to chick movies.

Random:

I am easily moved to tears.

(could be the reason for the fact above...I dunno)

Fact:

I hold no firm religious beliefs save that organized religion and organized crime are the same thing...only one has better clothes.

Random:

I am terrified of spiders.

Fact:

I am a caffeine addict.

Random:

I have never been able to get the hang of a yo-yo.

There...

At least it's something.

Now I have to try to remember to update this thing more often.

=)